“Our band name is a combination of the game ‘hacky sack’ and the animal ‘turtles’.” - Rik
Marc
AKA “Moose”, Marc is our vocalist, lyricist and crabwalker extroardinaire. His dance moves are legendary. Six feet + four inches of pure dad energy.
Rushlow
Guitarist, songwriter, occasional singer. Trained in the art of “trolling”. Never believe anything he says. Earned his black belt in Ireland.
Austin
Our CFO and riffmaker. Glues rocks to his guitars for some reason. Minimalist. Likes to eat raw cranberries.
Ben
Bassist, music director, and the youngest of the bunch. Tried really hard to join the band when he found out there was no bass player. Earned his shell on tour in 2019.
Rik
Drummer, backup vocalist, and the face of our TikTok. Erik believes everyone’s nickname should be determined by the end of a name, not the beginning.